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Democrat National Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August 2016


11:15 AM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.


2:30 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.


4:00 PM

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

Sponsored by CNN


4:30 PM

"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Dead Broke"

Hillary Clinton


4:45 PM

“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson


5:30 PM

Invitation-only $10,000 donation Autograph Session

Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia


6:00 PM

Floor Vote on praising Baltimore rioters and using the terminology:

"Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"


8:30 PM

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"


9:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”

Guest Speaker, Brian Williams


9:15 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore


11:00 PM

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend it's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton